The Banter Pirate

Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:08:19 GMT

I just had to post this

Worst Wank ever (Totally safe for work)

Get Skype

Thu, 04 May 2006 16:00:21 GMT

Seriously now mateys!!! Skype be an amazing way to talk to yer cronies, by audio or video, and at not a penny's cost to yarrrrr good selves. I highly recommend it, and look me up, if ye have unravelled my secret identity.

An Excellent Example of Free Banter

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 13:35:37 GMT

This be a debate me and my ol'cook Cello warrr havin' earliyarrr today. It be an excellent example of free bantarrr. Also a warnin' to any scally seadogs that the Banter Pirate doesn't carr if yer woman reads me LJ.

Banter Pirate
u the only one in?
Cello
nice
Cello
yup
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sept bitch face
Cello
torn face cow
Banter Pirate
then ask her to answer the door, im sure shes not in that much of a mood
Cello
why is it slaggins in 3's sound better
Banter Pirate
3 is the magio number for comedy
Cello
mind due the old 2 slag is good too
Banter Pirate
datingnway back to laurel and hardy
Cello
like FAT COW
Cello
or
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OLD BOOT
Banter Pirate
or BUCKET FANNY
Banter Pirate
thats always a good one
Cello
then again the single slag can be the most offensive
Cello
sometimes jut
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COW
Banter Pirate
BUCKETFANNY
Banter Pirate
multifunctinal
Cello
does more than any others
Cello
or just no words and one big spit in tere face
Banter Pirate
lol
Cello
or in there hair they love that
Cello
or just
Cello
COW
Cello
then spit the facve
Banter Pirate
im gonna post this on my LJ

Genesis

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:09:14 GMT

This is the beginning. The Banter Pirate wants the world to see what kind of men exist, that would take away basic rights to free speech and would have us all shuffling around, giving second grade (on a good day) banter around the water coolers of this world.

To them I say, let the Banter commence...

Chapter 1 - Genesis

He will be back
is that what your trying to do to banter

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i appreciate your enthusiasm - but mate... whos the player and whos the manager?

E D M
mater, this wasnt a squad effort

E D M
i maintain all freeform banter rights i had previously

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you didnt read the contract did you.

E D M
not only that, i have never seen nor signed one

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'?

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dude you signed a contract

E D M
look at my personal message

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i cant see it

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just tell me what it says

E D M
it said the enthusiast

E D M
now it says The Outlaw

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lol

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anyways

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you signed a contract

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giving up your rights to your free form banter

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as you well know

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it said it on the lj post

E D M
banter should neevr be contracturalised!!!!

E D M
I have a dream!!!