Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in banter_pirate's LiveJournal:

Monday, November 20th, 2006
4:08 pm	I just had to post this Worst Wank ever (Totally safe for work) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 4th, 2006
4:58 pm	Get Skype Seriously now mateys!!! Skype be an amazing way to talk to yer cronies, by audio or video, and at not a penny's cost to yarrrrr good selves. I highly recommend it, and look me up, if ye have unravelled my secret identity. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 25th, 2006
1:32 pm	An Excellent Example of Free Banter This be a debate me and my ol'cook Cello warrr havin' earliyarrr today. It be an excellent example of free bantarrr. Also a warnin' to any scally seadogs that the Banter Pirate doesn't carr if yer woman reads me LJ. Banter Pirate u the only one in? Cello nice Cello yup Cello sept bitch face Cello torn face cow Banter Pirate then ask her to answer the door, im sure shes not in that much of a mood Cello why is it slaggins in 3's sound better Banter Pirate 3 is the magio number for comedy Cello mind due the old 2 slag is good too Banter Pirate datingnway back to laurel and hardy Cello like FAT COW Cello or Cello OLD BOOT Banter Pirate or BUCKET FANNY Banter Pirate thats always a good one Cello then again the single slag can be the most offensive Cello sometimes jut Cello COW Banter Pirate BUCKETFANNY Banter Pirate multifunctinal Cello does more than any others Cello or just no words and one big spit in tere face Banter Pirate lol Cello or in there hair they love that Cello or just Cello COW Cello then spit the facve Banter Pirate im gonna post this on my LJ Current Mood: plunderous Current Music: Klaus Badelt - Bootstrap's Bootstraps (Comment on this)
Friday, February 24th, 2006
1:02 am	Genesis This is the beginning. The Banter Pirate wants the world to see what kind of men exist, that would take away basic rights to free speech and would have us all shuffling around, giving second grade (on a good day) banter around the water coolers of this world. To them I say, let the Banter commence... Chapter 1 - Genesis He will be back is that what your trying to do to banter He will be back i appreciate your enthusiasm - but mate... whos the player and whos the manager? E D M mater, this wasnt a squad effort E D M i maintain all freeform banter rights i had previously He will be back - you didnt read the contract did you. E D M not only that, i have never seen nor signed one He will be back - '? He will be back dude you signed a contract E D M look at my personal message He will be back - i cant see it He will be back - just tell me what it says E D M it said the enthusiast E D M now it says The Outlaw He will be back - lol He will be back - anyways He will be back - you signed a contract He will be back - giving up your rights to your free form banter He will be back - as you well know He will be back it said it on the lj post E D M banter should neevr be contracturalised!!!! E D M I have a dream!!! Current Mood: chatty Current Music: The beautiful strains of Banter Concerto no.5 (7 Comments |Comment on this)